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If you don't like my candidate – the movement is DOOOOMED!!

Whether you’re a Ronulan Paulbot, Mitten, Newtonian, or whatever interesting name that has been bestowed upon you for supporting a certain GOP candidate – the result is the same – your choice for President is the reason the progressives will win. It is clearly your fault and you’re an idiot.

Here’s a quick chart to show why you’re wrong for supporting whichever GOP candidate you are considering for the primaries/caucuses:

Candidate	Negative Aspects	What supporting them makes you
Michele Bachmann	Really hung up on Perry’s gaurdasil thing	\| Perry Hater
Herman Cain	Accused of multiple sexual improprieties and lack of foreign policy experience	\| Misogynistic
Newt Gingrich	Infidelity, life-time politician, establishment candidate	\| “NEO-CON REPUBLICAN” (say it angrily while gnashing your teeth)
Jon Huntsman	Voted for debt-ceiling increase, supported greenhouse gas caps	\| Centrist/Moderate/Chinese
Gary Johnson	Unknown outside of his state and whines a bit about the attention he feels he deserves	\| Lonely
Ron Paul	Foreign policy considered idealistic/naive	\| Ronulan/Paulbot (say while rolling your eyes)
Rick Perry	Guardasil order and “oops”	\| Stupid
Mitt Romney	Flip-flopped on cap-and-trade, the stimulus and more	\| Liberal
Rick Santorum	Spends a lot of his debate time attacking other candidates instead of talking about his stances on the issues	\| wasting your vote
Barack Obama	Trillion dollar healthcare mess, cut revenues for social security, inflamed class warfare, Re-energized the war in Afghanistan, started Libya, handed Egypt to the Muslim Brotherhood, weak on Iran, trillions in debt, failed green energy policy…	\| What other choice do you really have? Those Republican candidates are all crazy, stupid or women haters. Obama is none of those things.

See.. DoooOOOMMM!!

All of the GOP candidates are wrong for America for one reason or another. We can all agree that each of our candidates is better than the others for the listed (or other) reasons.

As independents evaluate the GOP field and their documented weaknesses, they will be able to come to one, precise, obvious and planned deduction – Obama is the only choice that doesn’t harm the Conservative/TEA Party/GOP movement(s).

editors note: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

Rich Mitchell

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