He’s a Dog Eater

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Sung to the tune of “She’s a Man Eater” by Hall & Oates

He’ll only eat out at night,
The lean and hungry type,
No hound is new, I’ve seen him eat before.
Watching and waiting,
He’s eating with you but his eyes are on the floor.

So many have paid to see,
The pooch he eats for free,
The Barry is wild, a he-cat tamed by the taste of an old tick-hound.
Barack loves dog battered,
If you chew him for love you ain’t gonna gnaw too far.

Oh here he comes,
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up.
Oh here he comes,
He’s a dog eater.
Oh here he comes,
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up.
Oh here he comes,
He’s a dog eater.

I wouldn’t chew if I were you,
I know what he can do.
He’s deadly man, and he could rip your dog apart
Teeth over platter,
The dishes are there but a dog is in his heart.

Oh here he comes,
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up.
Oh here he comes,
He’s a dog eater.