Categories: Opinion

He’s a Dog Eater

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♫

Sung to the tune of “She’s a Man Eater” by Hall & Oates

He’ll only eat out at night,
The lean and hungry type,
No hound is new, I’ve seen him eat before.
Watching and waiting,
He’s eating with you but his eyes are on the floor.

So many have paid to see,
The pooch he eats for free,
The Barry is wild, a he-cat tamed by the taste of an old tick-hound.
Barack loves dog battered,
If you chew him for love you ain’t gonna gnaw too far.

Oh here he comes,
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up.
Oh here he comes,
He’s a dog eater.
Oh here he comes,
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up.
Oh here he comes,
He’s a dog eater.

I wouldn’t chew if I were you,
I know what he can do.
He’s deadly man, and he could rip your dog apart
Teeth over platter,
The dishes are there but a dog is in his heart.

Oh here he comes,
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up.
Oh here he comes,
He’s a dog eater.

Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)

Share
Published by
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)
Tags: Barack Obama

Recent Posts

CNN Employees Freaking Out Over Possibly Working For Trump-Friendly Owner

Employees at CNN have “have real concerns ”about the network’s future after Paramount won a…

14 hours ago

Help Vote for the USO Canine Volunteer of the Year

Throughout the decades, USO-certified therapy dogs have been instrumental in supporting the mental, physical and…

14 hours ago

Democrat Rep Says Trump, Melania Will Be Hauled Before Congress If His Party Takes Back House

Democratic California Rep. Robert Garcia said Friday that President Donald Trump and first lady Melania…

14 hours ago

Trump Confirms Iran Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Is Dead

President Donald Trump confirmed Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed during military strikes…

14 hours ago

America’s Tech Strategy Must Put US Interests First

America is engaged in a high-stakes competition with the Chinese Communist Party (CCP)—one that will…

21 hours ago