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Took away Her White Man’s Life, Savory Crabs and her Butter Knife

Elizabeth Warren

They took 1/32nd of the Harvard Nation
And put Warren on their reservation
Took away her white man’s life
Savory crabs and her butter knife

They took away her hot crossed buns
Her omelettes gave them all the runs
Mayonnaise and a can of Spam
Pow Wow Chow ain’t her Uncle Sam

Harvard Law people, Harvard Law tribe
So proud to hire, so proud to hide

They took the whole John Harvard Nation
Affirmative action reservation
And though she rules at Harvard Law
Deep down inside she’s just a squaw

Harvard Law people, Harvard Law tribe
So proud to hire, so proud to hide

But maybe come election day
She will serve an Hors d’oeuvres tray
Hors d’oeuvres tray
Hors d’oeuvres tray
Hors d’oeuvres tray
Hors d’oeuvres tray

Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)

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