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Four Smurfs Arrested in Assault

Dateline Australia.
No, it was not our little friends from Saturday morning cartoons. Instead, four grown men costumed as Smurfs got into an altercation and were arrested. Apparently one Smurf (it must have been Papa, as the others are under age) asked a guy for a cigarette but then got mad when the man would not light the cigarette for him.

One wonders if they had been drinking a little too much Smurfberry juice.

Teresa Wendt

A stay at home mom who runs a household, manages the finances, cares for a young adult autistic son, and cooks from scratch. Traveling from Arizona to Alaska summer of 2013. Visit my blog at https://ramblinroseaz.wordpress.com/ and follow along.

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