The Juice Reportedly Seeks Bunny Ranch Romp with Hooker Resembling Murdered Ex-Wife

Now that the “Juice” is finally loose, he is looking to score some real action how that he no longer has to take matters into his own hands – so to speak.

Former NFL superstar running back, actor and suspected murderer Orenthal James Simpson or as he is more famously known – O.J. – is easing his way back into life outside of the Nevada prison facility where he spent the last nine years cooling his heels.

It was reported that one of his first stops was at a McDonald’s restaurant where he devoured burgers and fries after having to exist on jailhouse grub, he got a new iPhone and is planning on soon hitting the famous brothel the Bunny Ranch.

Prostitution is legal in Nevada and as long as he gets the ok from his parole board to engage in some extracurricular activity, O.J. will be making a beeline for the booty.

One interesting detail, he is reportedly looking to get it on with a hooker who resembles ex-spouse Nicole Brown Simpson who was savagely murdered as well as nearly decapitated in 1994, possibly even by the “Juice” himself who managed to dodge a guilty verdict when his Dream Team of attorneys played the race card to a jury of angry Los Angeles area blacks.

Via the New York Post’s Page Six “O.J. looking for ‘companionship’ at infamous Bunny Ranch”:

The Juice is loose and so are his hormones.

Among the first items on O.J. Simpson’s to-do list upon re-entry to the free world last week was to find some “companionship” after nine years in prison, an insider said.

“He sent word … to the Bunny Ranch,” the insider said of Nevada’s famed legal house of prostitution.

“As far as I know, things are going down,” the ranch’s flamboyant owner, Dennis Hof, told The Post. He had earlier told Radar Online that Simpson buddy Tom Scotto had called looking for “a Nicole Brown look-a-like.”

But Hof might be getting ahead of himself. The Simpson insider told The Post that the disgraced gridiron great has been ordered to take a cold shower while his lawyer looks into whether a visit to the Bunny Ranch would violate terms of his Nevada parole.

“There are still a lot of moving parts,” Hof said. “It all depends on O.J.’s schedules and meeting with the parole officers. It’s going to happen. The Bunny Ranch and the Bunny Ranch girls are anxious for O.J.’s visit.”

You can read the Radar Online piece HERE.

The 70-year-old parolee’s priorities are understandable but the fixation on his murdered former spouse would seem to indicate that the man has an obsession, perhaps one that drove him to kill but he was able to beat the rap on that one.

O.J. is also looking to rake and has been shopping around for the highest bidder for an interview that will provide him with enough money to devote the rest of his life to the search for the “real killers” of the ill-fated Nicole Simpson now that he is a free man.