Deadpool channels 70’s era painter Bob Ross in a new teaser trailer with some brief scenes from the June, 2018 release of Deadpool 2.

20th Century Fox offered the following description which we all hope is NOT the plot of the follow-up to a very successful first film.

After surviving a near-fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.

Oh, and for anyone somehow unaware who Bob Ross is – here’s a flashback fer ya’:

Hanna Heller

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