Making Pumpkin Bread Has Never Been this weird…

Youtube channel “You Suck at Cooking” drags fall into your kitchen kicking and screaming with this episode that will show you how to make pumpkin bread.

You’ll need eggs, flour, pumpkin, and a few other ingredients and, of course, a screwdriver and your sacred harvest wand.

As usual, YSAC makes learning new recipes into something entertaining.

The Recipe (no Chrome won’t be able to translate the YSAC-ese):

To make pumpkin bread, heat the undo to 350.

Sift this stuff together in a bowl:
3 1/2 Cups all-purpose flour
2 Teaspoons baking soda
1 Teaspoons baking powder
⅔ teaspoon table salt
2 Teaspoons pumpkin pie spice

Combine this stuff with a hand mixer:
3/4 cup unsalted butter, softened
2 ½ cups Brown sugar

Then electro-wangjangle this stuff into that stuff (meaning the butter and sugar) until it’s one big bowl of glob sauce.
4 large eggs
1 15- Ounce can pumpkin (not pumpkin pie filling)
½ cup water

Then add the dry ingredients slowly and rewang the jang out of it until it’s one smooth glob and get
1 cup of chopped walnuts in there.

Spray two loaf pans with non-stick spray then pour the batter between them. Bake them for an hour. Check them with a toothpick. If there’s not much stuff sticking to the toothpick, you’re good. Slide them out after a few minutes and let them cool for an hour or two.

Then eat them.