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Christmas 2020 Socially Distancing Rudolph – Ben Garrison Cartoon

Merry Christmas 2020

Rudolph the mask-nosed reindeer
Forced to have a vaccine dose
Dr. Fauci cancelled Christmas
You could even say it’s closed

All of the other reindeer
Were ordered to do the same
Bill Gates was barking orders
You’re censored if you criticize his name

Then one shut down Christmas Eve
Santa was forced to stay
Fauci ordered a lock down
The reindeer couldn’t pull the sleigh

Then all the reindeer suffered
They existed without joy or glee
Rudolph became a victim
Christmas became history

—Ben Garrison

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