Donn Marten

Diamondbacks take WILD N.L. Wild-Card Game, Will Face Dodgers Next

The Arizona Diamondbacks are moving on to the National League Division Series following a wild 11-8 win over the feisty…

8 years ago

New York Shake Shack to Test Out Robotic Personnel in Blow to $15 Minimum Wage

Commie-lite crackpot Bernie Sanders has become a political force among young, uneducated and unskilled Americans because like the candy man,…

8 years ago

Titans Fail to Call Kaepernick Two Weeks After ENTIRE Team Protested for Him

It’s hard to think of any NFL team who got a better comeuppance last week after they all chose to…

8 years ago

MSNBC’s Olbermann Declares NRA ‘Terrorist Organization’

Keith Olbermann is taking the calls for a war on the National Rifle Association one step further than Hillary Clinton…

8 years ago

Yankees Take American League Wild-Card Game, Will Face Cleveland Indians Next

The New York Yankees continued their remarkable season by taking the A.L. wild-card game on Tuesday night 8-4 over the…

8 years ago

45-Foot Tall Naked Woman Statue on It’s Way to Washington to Fight the Patriarchy

If America had the same type of ideological idiots running our actual wars as the ones carrying out the ongoing…

8 years ago

Man Gets Knuckle Sandwich After Bursting in On Masturbating Wife

A Florida man received a shot to the kisser after barging into his wife’s room after hearing her moaning in…

8 years ago

NFL Sunday Night Ratings Tank Again After Week Two of Anti-Trump Protests

While the NFL protests against President Trump continued – albeit diminishing in number – this week, it is still looking…

8 years ago

Oklahoma Lesbian Couple Sentenced to 20 Years for Beating and Torturing Child

A same-sex female couple from Muskogee, Oklahoma who were arrested last year after viciously and systematically beating and torturing a…

8 years ago

NFL Malcontent Marshawn Lynch Wears Anti-Trump Shirt to Game

One of the mouthiest of all of the NFL malcontents who have been protesting the national anthem in opposition of…

8 years ago

CNN Cuts Off Critic of Leftist San Juan Mayor During Interview

Anti-Trump cable propaganda network CNN has a lot riding on the aftermath of Hurricane Maria which devastated Puerto Rico. The…

8 years ago

Hugh Hefner Honored By Media as CDC Reports Over 110 Million Have Sexually Transmitted Diseases

In a rather ironic piece of news coming as the national media pays a glowing tribute to the life and…

8 years ago

Bubble Boobed Bimbo Kim Kardashian Trashes Trump Over Puerto Rico

President Donald Trump has really done it now and has triggered one of the most beloved figures of the trash…

8 years ago

Miami Dolphins Kneelers Crap All Over America on Foreign Soil in London NFL Game

For those keeping an eye on the early overseas game this week as an indicator for whether privileged multimillionaire athletes…

8 years ago

LSU Tigers Shocking Homecoming Gag Job Against Troy Shows Team in Freefall

Maybe getting your ass kicked by Alabama every year wasn’t so bad after all. Say what you will about former…

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