Donn Marten

TSA Makes Unusual Discovery in Checked Luggage

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is tasked with policing the nation’s airports to prevent another act of terrorism like 9/11…

9 years ago

Jason Chaffetz Wants Taxpayers to Cough Up $2,500 Per Month Housing Stipend for Congress

You have to give it to Congressman Jason Chaffetz, he has some serious chutzpah. The retiring Utah Republican is calling…

9 years ago

Couple Violently Attack Georgia Restaurant Owner Over Cold Chicken

A black couple who had ordered food from Qwik Chick near Baxley, Georgia became angry with their order and viciously…

9 years ago

Democrats Give Six-Figure Job to Crony Judge Too Obese to Climb Stairs to Bench

Democrats in White Plains, New York have provided another fine example of the political corruption and rampant cronyism that their…

9 years ago

Democrats Begin to Turn on Obama as Russian Narrative Disintegrates

Now that the hysteria over the great Trump-Russia witch hunt is slowly beginning to subside, the Democrats are looking for…

9 years ago

Chicago Dyke March Kicks Jewish Pride Members Out of Parade

The intolerant left continues to make the news due to an increasingly virulent strain of liberal fascism. In the latest…

9 years ago

Democrats Look to “Iron Stache” to Challenge Paul Ryan Next Year

If this year’s special elections are any indication of what’s to come, America is due for a real freak show…

9 years ago

Grand Theft Avocado: Trio Arrested for Illegal Fruit Trafficking Operation

Authorities in Ventura County, California made the pinch on three men who were accused of running a booming trade in…

9 years ago

NHL’s Las Vegas Golden Knights Stock Their Roster for Inaugural Season

The NHL’s newest expansion team will take to the ice this October, bringing hockey to the middle of the Nevada…

9 years ago

Latino Church Spooked After Man Shows Up Wearing Fake ICE Jacket

It’s understandable that Latino communities chock full of undocumented immigrants are on edge due to the early success of President…

9 years ago

It’s Been a Long Time Since Pitching Has Sucked as Badly as the Baltimore Orioles Does

The Baltimore Orioles went down in an ugly fashion again on Friday, surrendering fifteen runs to the Tampa Bay Rays.…

9 years ago

James Comey Made a Strange Visit to New York Times Building on Thursday

When it comes to terms of sheer political intrigue Thursday was a heck of a day. President Donald Trump ended…

9 years ago

The Juice on the Loose? O.J. Simpson May Be a Free Man Soon

Former NFL superstar running back O.J. Simpson may be a free man soon. The one-time sports icon whose life imploded…

9 years ago

Pucker Up and Resist With New F*ck Trump Lipstick

Showing that there are some enterprising folks who see an opportunity to cash in on the left’s blind hatred of…

9 years ago

Raiders Quarterback Derek Carr Rakes in the Dough with Record NFL Deal

Oakland Raiders quarterback Derrick Carr is one happy dude today after he just agreed to what is reported to be…

9 years ago