Donn Marten

It’s Never Too Early to Start Scheming Your Fantasy Football Draft

With just over a month to go until the opening of NFL training camps it’s time to start thinking about…

9 years ago

Liberal Motorists Aghast After Road Sign Changed to Read “Crooked Hillary”

Liberal drivers in the vicinity of Long Island likely have their panties in a wad after pranksters altered an exit…

9 years ago

Justice Department Issues Mysterious Statement on Anonymous Sources

There is much consternation this morning with the chattering classes in the media after a strange and unprecedented message from…

9 years ago

Florida Woman Stole City Funds to Pay For Brazilian Butt Lift

The stupidity of the criminally inclined often knows no bounds but an amusing story out of Gainesville, Florida is a real…

9 years ago

Obscene Threatening Letters Sent to GOP Candidate’s Neighbors in Georgia 6th District

In another ugly development that shows that the political situation in the nation has been irreparably damaged, someone has sent…

9 years ago

ANTIFA Fanatic Attacks Police Horse With Spiked Club

Absent of condemnation from Democratic Party leaders, marauding leftist goose-steppers are taking to the streets to shut down rallies that…

9 years ago

Cleveland Browns Top Draft Pick is Already Injured

The Cleveland Browns just can’t catch a break. The long-suffering NFL franchise seemed to finally be working to right the…

9 years ago

New Poll Could Spell Trouble for Democrat Ossoff in Georgia Special Election

Democratic Party hopes of manufacturing a narrative that voters have turned against President Donald Trump is currently hanging by a…

9 years ago

Golden State Warriors Win NBA Championship

The Golden State Warriors bounced back from an ugly game in Cleveland last week to win the NBA Finals on…

9 years ago

Vengeful Refrigerator Strikes Back After Being Used for Target Practice

A man who was using an explosive packed refrigerator for target practice is lucky to be alive today after the…

9 years ago

Corporations Yank Sponsorship of Play Depicting Assassination of President Trump

The left has been getting away with promoting violence against President Donald Trump in an unprecedented manner and it's beginning…

9 years ago

Washington Post Makes Excuses for Clearly Senile John McCain

It’s starting to become abundantly clear that Senator John McCain is losing his marbles as he drifts into the fog…

9 years ago

Pittsburgh Penguins Repeat as Stanley Cup Champions

The Pittsburgh Penguins have become the first repeat NHL champions in two decades after eking out a narrow win on…

9 years ago

Three Things to Watch in Sports on Monday

1: Game five of the NBA Finals will take place at Oracle Arena in Oakland, CA. The home Golden State…

9 years ago

Road Paved with Clamshells Doesn’t Pass the Smell Test

Some residents of Tiverton, Rhode Island have been confronted with an unpleasant and smelly surprise. A property owner decided to…

9 years ago