Donn Marten

You’ve Heard of a Face-Off But NHL Star Actually Had His Beard Ripped Off

When it comes to sports played by real men, the pansies and prima donnas of the NFL have nothing on…

8 years ago

The Return of Chucky: Jon Gruden to Get Huge Deal to Coach Raiders

Considering the ungodly dumpster fire that was the 2017 Oakland Raiders season, drastic measures had to be taken to clean…

8 years ago

Unbeaten Central Florida Declares Itself NCAA Football Champions

It may be news to the two teams who will sock it out for the hardware in Monday’s NCAA college…

8 years ago

Stud UCLA Quarterback to Enter NFL Draft, Could Face Exile to Cleveland

In ending the mystery and speculation, stud NCAA quarterback Josh Rosen has announced that he will be ending his college…

8 years ago

NFL Playoffs Are Here, Will Fan Boycott Continue?

Now that the most controversial and divisive NFL season in history is in the final stages, the league honchos have…

8 years ago

National Anthem Protests, Toxic Locker Room Cost Raiders Coach Jack Del Rio His Job

With the end of every NFL season, there is a familiar ritual as underachieving coaches quickly find their heads being…

8 years ago

NHL’s Tampa Bay Lighting Continue to Roll as Goalie Vasilevskiy Gets Sixth Shutout

The National Hockey League season is just about at the halfway mark and the Tampa Bay Lightning continue their early…

8 years ago

NFL Playoff Field Set, Wild Card Games Kick Off This Weekend

It has been a trying and tumultuous National Football League season during which the tolerance of fans has been severely…

8 years ago

Court: High School Football Player Not Required to Stand for Anthem

A federal court in California has ruled in favor of an unnamed high school football player saying that the school…

8 years ago

College Football Championship goes all-SEC as Alabama to Meet Georgia for Title

The finalists for the 2017 NCAA football title have now been determined and fans of the Southeastern Conference couldn’t be…

8 years ago

Dodgers Have No Plans to Kneel for Anthem During World Series

Major League Baseball is poised for a big jump in popularity thanks to the NFL’s ongoing descent into the morass…

8 years ago

Kaepernick’s Legal Team Wants All Cellphone and Text Communications from NFL Owners

The heroic leader of the NFL’s gaggle of oppressed millionaires who have destroyed the league with their racial-grievance politics  is…

8 years ago

Cynical Democrats Bet the House on Black Voters to Retain Virginia Governorship

The Democratic party is looking to win the upcoming Virginia gubernatorial race by whipping black voters into a frenzy over…

8 years ago

Elementary School Party Features Tombstone With President Trump’s Name

A principal at a Massachusetts elementary school has been forced to apologize for a grossly inappropriate decoration at a Halloween…

8 years ago

Jimmy Carter Defends Trump from Media, Dismisses Russian Election Conspiracies

The one-two punch that former presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama delivered against President Donald Trump on Thursday shows…

8 years ago