Donn Marten

Home Cooking the Right Recipe as Houston Astros Advance to World Series

It turns out that all that the Houston Astros really needed as a bit of home cooking to overcome the…

8 years ago

Customer’s Amazon Order Contains a BONUS: 65 Pounds of Marijuana

Despite the leftist politics of its Trump hating CEO Jeff Bezos, Amazon is still a great choice when you need…

8 years ago

National Anthem Singer Kneels at NBA Game Because Black Lives Matter

Fearing that the National Basketball Association would suffer major ratings hit like the NFL, Commissioner Adam Silver announced that players…

8 years ago

Report: NFL Protest Debacle Postpones Roger Goodell’s Contract Extension

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell may yet end up paying for his failure to control the racial grievance mongers who have…

8 years ago

Cowboys Player to Test Owner Jerry Jones’ Resolve With Sunday Protest

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was crucified by the left after he emphatically stated that any player on his team…

8 years ago

Mad Hatter Frederica Wilson Plays the Race Card

Staying true to form whenever a black Democrat is the recipient of even the slightest bit of criticism, Representative Frederica…

8 years ago

Hypocrisy Reigns as Obama Condemns the Politics of Division

It was an establishment two-for-one deal on Thursday as former presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama both attacked the…

8 years ago

Astros Rediscover Offense, Take ALCS to Winner-Take-All Seventh Game

The Houston Astros were in a must-win situation on Friday night with the New York Yankees hitting on all cylinders…

8 years ago

Malcontent Marshawn Lynch to Appeal NFL Suspension for Shoving Referee

Oakland Raiders problem child and locker room cancer Marshawn Lynch has been hit with a one-game suspension for his conduct…

8 years ago

Marshawn Lynch Ejected from Game After Pushing Referee

If the Oakland Raiders didn’t rue the day that they lured chronic malcontent Marshawn Lynch out of retirement before Thursday,…

8 years ago

Los Angeles Dodgers Crush Cubs to Reach World Series

For the first time since Ronald Reagan was President of the United States, the Los Angeles Dodgers are going to…

8 years ago

Liberal Propaganda Goes Off the Rails as Trump Accused of Being a Marxist

What is a frustrated liberal to do when the comparisons of President Donald Trump to Hitler and Stalin become overused…

8 years ago

George W. Bush Launches Vicious Attack on President Trump

The Bush family has jumped into the latest round of attacks against legitimately elected President Donald Trump which grow shriller…

8 years ago

Playboy Magazine to Feature First Transgender Playmate of the Month

The old pervert Hugh Hefner finally took his dirt nap but the soft-core smut magazine that he founded is evolving…

8 years ago

Vince Lombardi Rolls in His Grave as Petition Started for Packers to Sign Kaepernick

One can forgive Cheesehead Nation for being in extreme grief after Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers went down with…

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