Kyle Becker

Crusty the Dog Relives Becoming Obama’s Dinner

By Jean A. Seersucker, California-licensed extrasensory psychopathologist and state-certified medium, as first published in the Journal of Animal Seance. When…

14 years ago

Exclusive Report: Occupy Movement’s ‘Black Bloc’ Anarchists Demand Government Handouts

Exclusive field reporting by Blaine Dabbley, embedded guerrilla journalist in the Occupy movement's twelfth brigade and sophomore student in Film…

14 years ago

The New Right Declares “War on Morons”

By Dr. Christopher Flappitydo, Director of the Institute for Diversity & Tolerance & Multiculturalism & Compassion & Inclusiveness, as originally…

14 years ago

Refuting the Environmentalists: Industrial Society is a Boon to Mankind’s Life & Health

A lot of the climate of paranoia about industrial society is much ado about nothing. As John Stossel points out…

14 years ago

President Obama’s State of the Planet Address

In honor of Earth Day scheduled for April 22, 2012, President Obama delivered a speech before the 12th meeting of…

14 years ago

Obama’s Third Bill of Rights

President Barack Obama, Chairing the 33rd Progressive Internationale held at the “United Nations,” delivered a speech in which he declared…

14 years ago

Welcome Back, Carter: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration

Shuffling into the office at the Institute for Anthropological Research, the smell of musty, acrid yellow-paged tomes filled my nostrils.…

14 years ago

Failure of the Hive Mind: Manmade Climate Change Not Killing Off Bees

When the government-alarmist complex was at the height of its hubris blaming manmade climate change for everything under the sun,…

14 years ago

The Divider-in Chief: Why Barack Obama’s Partisan Presidency Must Go

The president acts not only like he doesn't like his job very much, but he doesn't like this country very…

14 years ago

Obama Hosting the Muslim Brotherhood Signals a Dangerous Shift in Foreign Affairs

As the Obama administration hosted delegates from the Muslim Brotherhood, the socialist-Islamist group that rose to political power following the…

14 years ago

Return of the Living Dead: Environmentalism by Other Means

While the environmentalist hordes have been momentarily beaten back, a recent conference Planet Under Pressure 2012 shows the weakened movement…

14 years ago

Demoralization in America: The Separation of Means & Ends

The country is in moral crisis. The great majority of citizens appear to be aware of the dire situation, even…

14 years ago

Barack Obama Gets a Lesson in Humility

Upon assuming the office of the presidency with all the majesty of a newly crowned king, duly ordained by the…

14 years ago

Obama Mouthpieces Biden & Clinton Blast Romney’s “Cold War” Rhetoric on Russia

Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden bent over backwards to rebut Mitt Romney's disparaging remark that Russia is our nation's "number…

14 years ago

Thanking the President: A Racist Conservative Finally Confesses That Obama is Pure Awesomeness

Throughout Barack Hussein Obama's presidency, racist conservatives (an oxymoron) have suffered through the leadership of a man who is nothing…

14 years ago