Biden: Nah – but vote for Hillary!

After being faced with the prospect of Uncle Joe running for President, Democrat voters can now relax. Hillary Clinton will be the choice for which the DNC will allow them to vote.

At a press conference today, Biden announced that he will not be running for President because he ran out of time to enter the race.. or something:

Biden, 72, appeared in the White House Rose Garden with his wife Jill and President Barack Obama to say the window for mounting a successful campaign had closed.

The window closed? That’s it? Either Biden has the most inept campaign staff ever or the Vice President’s consideration of a run was a farce, concocted by the DNC to make it appear like Hillary had the possibility of running against an actual opponent.

With Joe Bowing out and Sanders soon to implode when he gives his “why socialism is cool” speech, the DNC has what they wanted – a primary where Hillary wins and liberals feel like she had to kinda work for it …

VP Biden could have been an exciting entry into the Democrat race. He says what’s on his mind and does not back away from a fight.

Democrats need not fret, the DNC has chosen the perfect candidate for them and they can feel good voting for Hillary since she went head-to-head with those amazing other choices on stage at the first Democrat primary debate. She’s the obvious choice – because the party says so.