Bill And Hillary’s Excellent “Make The Clintons Relevant Again” Tour

On November 13, 2018, Bill and Hillary Clinton will begin their “conversation tour” in which they will travel around the country to tell stories about themselves. It reminds me of an old Seinfeld episode in which Kramer sells totally fabricated tales about himself to a story writer, pretending his imagined adventures were factual. This pair of hillbillies has been lying to the American public for so long that nothing they could say will be believed by even the most gullible Democrat living in the Arkansas hills.

I believe that most Americans have heard enough from these two fools to last a lifetime and I’ll bet that within two weeks their tour is a total bust – just like Hillary’s last two presidential attempts.

It appears that the Clintons are jealous of the successful speeches that Donald Trump is giving, and since he makes it look so easy to pack a house, they thought they’d try their hand at conning the public once again.

But, I suspect that this will turn out to be their “Bite the dust tour” and they’ll halt it early due to lack of interest, bad reviews of their performances, and a lack of substance.

Who in their right mind wants to hear stories about this pair’s adventures? We already know absolutely everything about their lies, crimes and illicit affairs; during the last year Hillary has made excuses with her self-justification speeches all over the place, so how can this “conversation tour”, which can have no conversation at all associated with it, be any different? One suspects that they think of themselves as celebrities and romantic personalities when actually they are deadbeats that no one is interested in any longer.

And who in the world wants to hear Hillary cackle-laugh one more time, or see Bill bite his lower lip while telling about the marvelous things he “might could” have done given a little more time in the Oval Office?

By the dawn of 2019 we’ll be calling this ill-advised tour the “Clinton Embarrassment Tour” and then maybe they’ll go away and stay gone.