2020 Christmas Gift Guide – Ben Garrison Cartoon

A family was camping, their dinner, a mouse.

They thought politicians should be hung high with care,

While they stayed socially distanced from others who were there.

Around the campfire, each wore a mask,

Ending the brainwashing would be no easy task.

The children were in sleeping bags, of Santa they dreamed,

Instead jolly Bill Gates was coming, as the cold moonlight beamed.

He arrived in a sleigh packed with needles of harm,

The shots were all mandatory; a vaccination for each arm.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

Bill hoped they’d all die, because he is such a jerk.

Then he sprang to his sleigh with a grin on his face,

Bill Gates would get even with the whole human race.

“On Pfizer, On Monsanto, On Fauci!” he shouted,

Bill was doing good work—it was not allowed to be doubted.

Away he flew, leaving the homeless in dread,

They thought Bill might be right after all–they’d be better off dead.

So while they should fight back with all of their might,

They instead faded gently into that goodnight.

—Ben Garrison

Additional by Tina…