Donn Marten

Georgia Special Election Debacle a Grim Omen for Sad Sack Democrats

While it certainly doesn’t rank up there with the crushing sense of despair that followed Hillary Clinton’s crippling loss in…

9 years ago

Mighty Chicago Blackhawks Unexpectedly Find Themselves on Thin Ice in NHL Playoffs

In one of the biggest surprises of the first round of the 2017 NHL playoffs, perennial contender Chicago finds themselves…

9 years ago

Death Of a Thug: Aaron Hernandez Hangs Himself in Prison

Former New England Patriots star tight end Aaron Hernandez was coming off of a big legal win on Friday after…

9 years ago

Report: Tampa Bay Buccaneers to be Featured on HBO’s Hard Knocks

According to multiple reports the Tampa Buccaneers will be the featured team in the 2017 edition of the popular pro…

9 years ago

Underwhelming Anti-Trump Tax Protests May Be Last Gasp for Zombie Resistance

Shortly after hordes of brain dead zombies marveled at the military might of North Korean despot Kim Jong-un during a…

9 years ago

Former NFL Star Turned Vicious Thug Acquitted of Double Murder

Disgraced former NFL star tight end Aaron Hernandez finally caught a break on Friday when he was acquitted of a…

9 years ago

Devoted Hockey Fan Stabbed in Head with Screwdriver, Watches Playoff Game Anyway

In a story coming out of the Steel City that sets new standards for fan dedication, a Pittsburgh man who…

9 years ago

Magic Man: Tim Tebow Homers in First At-Bat for Columbia Fireflies

The legend of Tim Tebow is alive and well and growing by the day. During his first game with the…

9 years ago

Do Syrian Missile Strikes Signal an End to Trump’s ‘America First’ Agenda?

The United States is once again on the brink of another prolonged war in the Middle East. On Thursday night,…

9 years ago

Obama Mysteriously Flees to Remote South Pacific Island

Editors Note: This article was originally posted on March 26th, 2017 and updated today. In a peculiar turn of events,…

9 years ago

2017 Major League Baseball Season Opens with Three Sunday Games

Buy me some peanuts and crackerjack, baseball season is finally opening today. The pursuit of the World Series trophy commences…

9 years ago

America’s Coach John Tortorella Leads NHL Blue Jackets into Uncharted Territory

John Tortorella’s team is on one heck of a roll these days. The unheralded Columbus Blue Jackets are nipping at…

9 years ago

Gonzaga and North Carolina to Meet for NCAA Basketball Title

After three grueling weeks, the NCAA men’s basketball tournament has produced the two teams who will duel for the title.…

9 years ago

There’s a Media Blackout on Big Stories Involving WikiLeaks and CrowdStrike

In a piece of extremely newsworthy information that hasn’t been picked up by any of the major establishment media outlets,…

9 years ago

The Detroit Red Wings Dynasty is Finally Dead

By anybody’s standards it’s been one hell of a run. A Tuesday loss to the Carolina Hurricanes sucked the last…

9 years ago