Crusty the Dog Relives Becoming Obama’s Dinner
By Jean A. Seersucker, California-licensed extrasensory psychopathologist and state-certified medium, as first published in the Journal of Animal Seance. When…
Read More »Exclusive Report: Occupy Movement’s ‘Black Bloc’ Anarchists Demand Government Handouts
Exclusive field reporting by Blaine Dabbley, embedded guerrilla journalist in the Occupy movement’s twelfth brigade and sophomore student in Film…
Read More »The New Right Declares “War on Morons”
By Dr. Christopher Flappitydo, Director of the Institute for Diversity & Tolerance & Multiculturalism & Compassion & Inclusiveness, as originally…
Read More »Refuting the Environmentalists: Industrial Society is a Boon to Mankind’s Life & Health
A lot of the climate of paranoia about industrial society is much ado about nothing. As John Stossel points out…
Read More »President Obama’s State of the Planet Address
In honor of Earth Day scheduled for April 22, 2012, President Obama delivered a speech before the 12th meeting of…
Read More »Obama’s Third Bill of Rights
President Barack Obama, Chairing the 33rd Progressive Internationale held at the “United Nations,” delivered a speech in which he declared…
Read More »Welcome Back, Carter: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration
Shuffling into the office at the Institute for Anthropological Research, the smell of musty, acrid yellow-paged tomes filled my nostrils.…
Read More »Failure of the Hive Mind: Manmade Climate Change Not Killing Off Bees
When the government-alarmist complex was at the height of its hubris blaming manmade climate change for everything under the sun,…
Read More »The Divider-in Chief: Why Barack Obama’s Partisan Presidency Must Go
The president acts not only like he doesn’t like his job very much, but he doesn’t like this country very…
Read More »Obama Hosting the Muslim Brotherhood Signals a Dangerous Shift in Foreign Affairs
As the Obama administration hosted delegates from the Muslim Brotherhood, the socialist-Islamist group that rose to political power following the…
Read More »Return of the Living Dead: Environmentalism by Other Means
While the environmentalist hordes have been momentarily beaten back, a recent conference Planet Under Pressure 2012 shows the weakened movement…
Read More »Demoralization in America: The Separation of Means & Ends
The country is in moral crisis. The great majority of citizens appear to be aware of the dire situation, even…
Read More »Barack Obama Gets a Lesson in Humility
Upon assuming the office of the presidency with all the majesty of a newly crowned king, duly ordained by the…
Read More »Obama Mouthpieces Biden & Clinton Blast Romney’s “Cold War” Rhetoric on Russia
Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden bent over backwards to rebut Mitt Romney’s disparaging remark that Russia is our nation’s “number…
Read More »Thanking the President: A Racist Conservative Finally Confesses That Obama is Pure Awesomeness
Throughout Barack Hussein Obama’s presidency, racist conservatives (an oxymoron) have suffered through the leadership of a man who is nothing…
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