Facing the Support Group: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration
The creak of a door and the hallway light again spills onto my face. Curled up in a ball on…
Read More »Ramblings of a Lunatic: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration
Alone. A lonely stream of white light shines barren through an iron-grilled window onto the cold tiled floor. Dust particles…
Read More »Welcome to My Nightmare: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration
Awake. A halo of bright white light streams into my eyes. All is blurry as my pupils painfully dilate to…
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Opinion
The Republican Party Must Restore its Legacy of Expanding Freedom
The Republican Party must reclaim its mantle as the party that expands freedom. The GOP has a deep history of…
Read More » President Obama Declares War on Eastasia
“We’ve always been at war with Eastasia,” President Obama stammered during his prime-time address, dashing away a bead of sweat…
Read More »HUD’s “Detroit 2020” Initiative: Nationwide Housing Projects Slated
The Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Shawn Donovan has proposed a nationwide system of housing projects. The program…
Read More »Democrats Propose “Fairness, Justice, and Racial Equality Tax”
The Democrat Party is seeking to strike another blow for racial and economic justice ahead of the crucial 2012 elections.…
Read More »Michelle Obama and DHS Join Forces: “Snack Watch” Soon to Hit School Lunch Cafeterias
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and Michelle Obama have joined forced to promote an aggressive new school nutrition campaign…
Read More »Obama Unveils Campaign 2012 Slogan: “We’re Not Socialists”
The president’s bid for re-election kicked off in high style at a posh corporate fundraiser at the Ritz Carlton convention…
Read More »President Obama Declares Right Not to Work Act
It was a bright, joyous, sunshiny day in the nation’s capital. The bluebirds were chirping melodically. The immaculately kempt White…
Read More »The End of Climate Change?
The scientific community is buzzing with a question ripe with tremendous implications: Can climate change be ended? President Obama’s crack…
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