Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)

Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)August 3, 2012
Like a Fridge over Maxine Waters
When you’re over-taxed Feeling broke When libs are in your face I will make them croak I’m your Axelrod When…
Read More »
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)August 2, 2012
You’ll be my ACORN, Libs of Squirrel
Look, look, look, there’s a squirrel Look, look, there’s a squirrel Look, look, there’s a squirrel Look, look, there’s…
Read More »
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)August 1, 2012
Man of La Muncha
To eat a delicious dog hound To chew without making a sound To burp when the dog goes down greasy…
Read More »
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)July 26, 2012
Took away Her White Man’s Life, Savory Crabs and her Butter Knife
They took 1/32nd of the Harvard Nation And put Warren on their reservation Took away her white man’s life Savory…
Read More »
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)July 25, 2012
Mitt will win and then we’ll Barry you
Oh Barry boy, the votes, the votes are calling From dead to dead and down Chicago’s way The summer’s gone…
Read More »
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)July 23, 2012
He gave her Vacations and Some Buns of Steel. . . She was proud of Her Time on The Hill
Folks, here´s a story about Michelle the Moocher She was a Chicago red hoochie-koocher She was the roughest, toughest frail…
Read More »
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)July 22, 2012
When the Tingle’s Gone and You Can’t go on, It’s Tragedy
Here I lie in a lost and lonely D.C. town Biden time In a world of polls I slowly…
Read More »
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)July 22, 2012
He’s a Dog Eater
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♫ Sung to the tune of “She’s a Man Eater” by Hall & Oates He’ll…
Read More »
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)July 22, 2012
Plouffe the Campaign Dragon
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Plouffe, the campaign dragon lived for TV And frolicked with his campaign staff in a land…
Read More »
Opinion
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)March 6, 2012
Fighting the Leftists’ Secret Combination
The late Ezra Taft Benson, Secretary of Agriculture during the Eisenhower Administration, spoke out frequently on the subject of a…
Read More »
Opinion
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)February 24, 2012
Night at The Barrys
“Am I at Sears— in the Craftsman Department? There sure seem to be a lot of liberal tools here today.…
Read More »
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)December 2, 2011
Frankly Barney, You Won’t Be Missed
When I learned Cong. Barney Frank (D–Libertine) was retiring after 30 years in the House, my first thought was don’t…
Read More »
Opinion
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)October 29, 2011
Green Libs and Rahm
I am Bam. I am Bam. Bam I am. That Bam-I-am! That Bam-I-am! I do not like that Bam-I-am! Do…
Read More »
Opinion
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)October 19, 2011
Never trust a Vegetable: Not even Joe Biden
So, there’s good old Joe Biden, swimming in a sea of Testosterone, shouting to the world that the Republicans’ opposition…
Read More »
Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)September 17, 2011
Obama is full of Schmidt
Obama. The very word tends to remind the sane among us of a dirty word – that which we would…
Read More »