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Obama's Energy Plan: Wind, Water & Algae for America's Future
President Obama unveiled his bold new energy strategy today before christening a Fulton steam barge in Flatbrush, Missouri upon the…
Read More »Guest Photoessay: Obama Youth League Rises from Occupy Movement’s Ashes
Dana Milliband is a photojournalist and beat reporter for the New London Times. His work has appeared in Rolling Stone,…
Read More »Guest Photoessay: Obama Youth League Rises from Occupy Movement's Ashes
Dana Milliband is a photojournalist and beat reporter for the New London Times. His work has appeared in Rolling Stone,…
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Opinion
The Democrat Party: About That Messy Democracy Thing…
In a stunning reversal, the Democrat Party has dramatically updated its party platform heading into the 2012 elections. The announcement…
Read More » On the Couch: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration
When the Democrat Support Group ended, I felt as lonely and bewildered as at any other time in my life.…
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Gun News
Dear President Obama- free ammo!
Dear President Obama, I applaud that chic who testified before the world that the right to free abortion drugs…
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Opinion
Right-Wing Bastards Need to Be Silenced for Hate Speech
By Dr. Christopher Flappitydo, Institute for Diversity & Tolerance & Multiculturalism & Compassion & Inclusiveness A recent spate of offensive…
Read More » Exclusive Report: America’s Economy to be Powered by Obama’s Love by 2020
In a flailing economy with soaring gas prices, many Americans are feeling the pinch at the gas pump. But help…
Read More »Facing the Support Group: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration
The creak of a door and the hallway light again spills onto my face. Curled up in a ball on…
Read More »Ramblings of a Lunatic: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration
Alone. A lonely stream of white light shines barren through an iron-grilled window onto the cold tiled floor. Dust particles…
Read More »Welcome to My Nightmare: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration
Awake. A halo of bright white light streams into my eyes. All is blurry as my pupils painfully dilate to…
Read More »President Obama Declares War on Eastasia
“We’ve always been at war with Eastasia,” President Obama stammered during his prime-time address, dashing away a bead of sweat…
Read More »Michelle Obama and DHS Join Forces: “Snack Watch” Soon to Hit School Lunch Cafeterias
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and Michelle Obama have joined forced to promote an aggressive new school nutrition campaign…
Read More »Obama Unveils Campaign 2012 Slogan: “We’re Not Socialists”
The president’s bid for re-election kicked off in high style at a posh corporate fundraiser at the Ritz Carlton convention…
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