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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)September 1, 2011
The No-Cajone Pony is Acting Stupidly
I’d give my left flipper to be the teleprompter operator on September 8th, in the year of our Pronoun-in-Chief, the…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)August 25, 2011
Obama put the BS in joBS
Okay, so you’ve all heard Irene is heading straight at Mister O’Wonderful’s vacation hideout on Martha’s Vineyard. Now, assuming he…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)June 19, 2011
Weiner is his own Wurst Enemy
Okay, so Obama just lost his Weiner. Big deal. It’s not like it was an isolated incident. In fact, several…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)June 7, 2011
A Weiner By Any Other Name Would Be As Flaccid
A day after telling reporters that he’s “not going to talk about this anymore,” Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) broke his…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)May 26, 2011
Michelle’s Hair is all the Bush’s Fault
Just when we thought we had seen it all on this gaffetastic European vacation we discover massive quantities of flora…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)May 5, 2011
The ObaMartini: Made from Absolut Zero
Barack Obama is coming to Ground Zero – which is appropriate given his well-earned moniker – Zero. It isn’t by…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)April 27, 2011
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A Plan Was Hatched – Obama Was Not
Obama didn’t release his birth certificate to shut down the birthers – he did it to label the entirety of…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)April 26, 2011
When Obama lifts his Nose High, Does Pez come out of His Neck?
Ladies and Gentlemen, we at the Conservative Daily News have uncovered an old transcription of Barack Obama getting psychoanalysis from…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)April 7, 2011
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Obama is not the Hawaiian Droid we are looking for: Move Along
Barack Hussein Obama claims to have been born in Hawaii on August 4th, 1961 at the Kapi’olani Maternity & Gynecological…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)April 2, 2011
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Obama Diagnosed with Serious Case of Electile Dysfunction
So one evening I was at work polishing my crystal balls when what do you know, Barack Hussein Obama enters…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)March 29, 2011
Hey, Hey, BHO. How Many Wars Do You Have To Go?
Hey, Hey, LBJ. How Many Kids Did You Kill Today? The liberal anti-war movement of the Vietnam era intoned this…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)March 22, 2011
Obama, You Got Jimmered!
At the high end we have BYU’s Jimmer Fredette, a 2011 Naismith Award Finalist vs. Kenny Boynton, the Florida Gators’…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)March 10, 2011
Harry Reid: The Life of Pinky
I kid you not; Harry Reid’s childhood nickname was Pinky. Amazingly, truth is stranger than fiction – his kiddy friends…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)October 31, 2010
Time to Kick some Liberal Ash
Indonesia isn’t the only place on earth with an active volcano. There’s another one set to explode on November 2,…
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Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)October 25, 2010
The Wheels have come off of Axle’s Rod
Can you imagine the agony it must be to be named David Axelrod? Being named after a shaft is bad…
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